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GO LOUD. GO LONG.

Turd Rush

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DISTANCE0 m
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PERSONAL BEST—

A little punk. A big hurry.

YOU'RE ON IN FIVE.

Make a
clean getaway.

Dodge the gear. Grab the picks.
Keep the encore going.

Swipe to move · ↑ jump · ↓ slide
Arrows / WASD work too.

Find your flow.

Run through three lanes. Swipe left/right to dodge, up to jump and down to slide. You can switch lanes in the air. The first few seconds give you room to learn.

Speakers
Tall stacks: switch lanes.
Paper crates
Jump them or take another lane.
Low pipes
Slide underneath or dodge.
Golden picks
Collect for bonus points. Distance also scores.
Mint shield
Absorbs one crash while its timer lasts.
Pink magnet
Draws nearby picks toward you while active.

Obstacle shapes and their DODGE / JUMP / SLIDE labels always identify the action. High contrast adds bright hazard frames and a simpler lane surface.

Keyboard: arrows or WASD; Up/W jumps, Down/S slides. Space jumps. P or Escape pauses. Buttons work with Tab and Enter.

The course gets faster gradually. Follow open lanes between speakers. When crates fill all three lanes, jump; when a low pipe spans the track, slide. Pause any time; returning from another app or rotating your phone waits for your explicit Resume.

Best scores and earned goals live on this device when browser storage is available. Runs stay on this page; a refresh starts a fresh run.

Original game and procedural character/scenery artwork. Rendered with Three.js 0.186.1 · MIT license.