Turdanoid

Midnight Porcelain Arcade

Turdanoid

Smash the wall. Catch the weird stuff. Don't get flushed.

Drag to move Tap to launch ← → Space

Pausedtake a breather

The stink waits for no one. Or does it? It does, but only because you paused.

←/→ or drag — move seat Space / tap — launch & fire P / Esc — resume

House rules

How To Playbrick breaker, but worse

Move

Drag or ← →. Tap or Space to launch and fire.

Break

Bounce the turd. Clear the wall. Combos multiply score.

Catch

19 power-ups. Stack laser, fire, multiball, and the weird ones.

Survive

Drop the ball, lose a life. Run out and you're flushed.

Run complete

Game Overyou got flushed

Score0
Level1
Best0
Bricks0
Max combo0
Time0:00